Among the ever too present what-annoying-thing-are-you quizes seemingly everywhere on the internet, comes a bring shining light of hope: "Which Vladimir Putin Are You?" on Buzzfeed. Among other things, the quiz proves that Putin, by far the most interesting head of state in the world, is in the running for the most interesting man in the world, and that just as there's an app for every occasion, there's a Putin photo op for every occassion.
Myself, I am Warrior Putin:
You came to power vowing to “wipe [terrorists] out in the shithouse,” and you’ve never looked back since. Islamic insurgents across the Caucasus squeal when they hear your name. And one steely stare from you is all it takes to scare NATO off moving its missile shields a step closer to your borders. Glory to Russia!